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The Man

Name: Mohamed Hafiz. A.k.a Fizzy
Age: As you get older, you realise age doesn't matter. 23 if u still want to know.




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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Went to Sakura buffet with my mom just now to cure her hunger illness. Not to mention, she was very bitchy towards me today, nagging at EVERY SINGLE THING about me.

Really, if not for the unlimited supply of food, i would have ear cancer.


"Look at you, you look like a sloth"

I just woke up from sleep la se!

"Don't you ever comb your hair?"

I haven't touched a comb since sec 3 and only now you noticed?

"Be more responsible la bang! you're already 23"

Then who the hell has been doing my laundry and wadeva else that needs to be done in this house?? My pet mouse??

"Stop being so childish. You're so immature."

Where did you think i got all that from?

"Where's your table manners??"

I know how to use the fork and the spoon :D

"Look at your dressing. You look so sloppy"

Who the hell am i trying to impress???

"I'm worried for your future!"

I'm more worried for my ears right now.

"Your future wife is gonna suffer with you."

I'm certain i'm gonna suffer more then her.

"I'm not gonna let you marry until I am happy with how you turn out"

Are you actually that scared to let me go??

"Please find someone decent."

I have someone in mind. Fuck it, even if i do, you'll scare her away.

"Don't slouch!"

Please shut up

"Can you please at least chew your food before taking another bite?"

I'M HUNGRY FROM LISTENING TO YOU NAG!!!

"When are you gonna have savings?? Stop spending all of it"

Oh god make her stop!!

"Get a driving license la bang. Finish your bike license can??"

You stopped me from finishing it cos you were scared for my life -_-

"Stop listening to music at full volume will you?? It will destroy your ears"

Better the music then your nagging..anytime


There you have it...Well, i actually didn't answer her back all those things. I was just being quiet and "happily" eating my food. Those were the answers in my head anyway.


I'm sorry mom.


But this guy below:

Is me. It's who i am.
And i'm sorry i don't like to comb my hair like sane people do
i look like i'm a day dreamer
I'm one lazy assed dude sometimes




I'm sorry i'm uncivilized like that dude beside me.



But at the end of the day,


This dude on top is the one that you still love the most!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA





What shall i do tml?? Sigh -_-



Til then people...






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posted at 9:20 PM by Fizzy

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